Office by Alex Penny
This made my day.
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Accidental philosphy
Most perfect thing of all the things.
Most perfect thing of all the things.
I love this.
It went from troll, to night blogger, to hipster.
the evolution of tumblr
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This is a potoo post.
I spent 30 minutes looking up this bird because I thought “Ok, those are a few silly pictures in probably hundreds of normal ones”
no
every
single
picture
WHAT THAT’S NOT EVEN REAL
and look at this one acting like a tree branch!
look there’s two!
Nature.
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Salacious Crumb’s long lost retarded siblings?
I WAS TRYING TO NOT LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THIS FUCKING PICTURE AND I FUCKING SPIT ON EVERYTHING
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TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
Making sensible languages. Not even once.
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I’d rather…
Party like a Time Lord
Dress like a consulting detective
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Eat like an Angel of the Lord
And own my life like Robert Downey Jr
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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals
Birds: *stands still, panics and runs towards car and jumps*
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